Everyone is aware that pregnancy can do all sorts of things to you. One of those things is cause you to have really weird dreams. I have not had any weird dreams so far, but my husband has. My husband woke up the other morning and told me that he had the most bizarre dream. This is how it went:
Husband: I had the weirdest dream last night.
Me: Yeah, what was it?
Husband: Well, I was away at war for a year and I hadn't seen our child yet. I came home to find my boss and his wife at our house. I was so excited because I finally got to see our baby. My boss comes over and hands me this baby and I take one look.....(he pauses)....and it is the ugliest kid I've ever seen....like treasure troll ugly. And, all I can think is "I have to love this thing anyway?" I just remember I was really disappointed because I had to love this ugly kid that was mine. It was really weird.
Me: Umm...ok. Yeah, that's weird.
So, I'm thinking my husband has an unspoken fear of having an ugly kid. Hopefully, our little offspring will be a little cuter than this:
Hahahahahahahahaha.....
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